everything
here decays.
coins here pair with tokenized memes — assets made of nothing but attention, and attention has a half-life. so every launch runs on a clock: graduate in 7 days or the curve seals — no more buys, exits only. the clock is the product. the clock does not care.
the counter is an example drawn in your browser. the clock ticks for real — it counts down to nothing, which is accurate.
launch against the clock
pick a meme
the lab lists tokenized memes — every one fictional, on purpose. each card wears an attention counter and a half-life. that is the whole balance sheet.
pair & launch
name your coin, pair it with the meme. the curve is quoted in the meme, fee 1%, paid in the meme. the 7-day clock starts at the first trade.
graduate before zero
fill the curve — 100 units of the meme — before the clock hits zero, and the pool opens. after that, open water: the coin and the meme decay on their own schedules.
or the curve seals
zero with an unfilled curve seals the launch: no more buys, ever. holders can only exit back down the curve. a sealed launch is the product working. it will not feel that way.
pick a meme
every meme in the lab is an example — 28 MEMES · ALL FICTIONAL. nothing is deployed, and no clock has actually started.
the clock starts at the first trade and does not pause, restart, or care. a launch that seals is not refunded by anyone — sealed holders exit down the curve at curve prices, which is the polite way of saying "less than they hoped."
why a clock at all: a meme pair is a bet on attention, and attention decays whether or not the curve fills. a launch that can sit half-filled for a year isn't paired with a meme — it's paired with a memory. the clock makes the pair honest about what it's made of.
the warning label
same size as the pitch. read it before you start a clock.
the counter reads zero
no clock has started.
the hard parts are real: measuring attention without being gamed (impressions are printable), sealing a curve at zero without a race to the exit in the final block, and an oracle that nobody owns — because whoever measures the meme owns the meme. none of it is built. every counter on this page is an example.
the only account is @halflifefun. if a program ever exists, the address will be posted there as text — never in an image. anything calling itself a live halflife.fun today is not us.