halflife.fun SOLANA @halflifefun ↗X
A LAUNCHPAD ON SOLANA · TOKENIZED MEMES · ON THE CLOCK

everything
here decays.

coins here pair with tokenized memes — assets made of nothing but attention, and attention has a half-life. so every launch runs on a clock: graduate in 7 days or the curve seals — no more buys, exits only. the clock is the product. the clock does not care.

7d
launch window. then the curve seals
t½
every meme wears its half-life on the card
28
example memes in the lab (all fictional)
THE COUNTER · $BLIP / OTTRmEXAMPLE · NOT LIVE
paired memeOTTRm · CONFUSED OTTER · FICTIONAL
attention412 CPM · DECAYING
half-lifet½ = 7 DAYS · BY DESIGN
curve filled
63 OF 100 OTTRm · NOT ENOUGH
--D --H --M --S
UNTIL THE CURVE SEALS · EXAMPLE CLOCK
SEALED MEANS EXITS ONLYTHE CLOCK DOES NOT CARE

the counter is an example drawn in your browser. the clock ticks for real — it counts down to nothing, which is accurate.

01 · HOW IT WORKS

launch against the clock

01

pick a meme

the lab lists tokenized memes — every one fictional, on purpose. each card wears an attention counter and a half-life. that is the whole balance sheet.

02

pair & launch

name your coin, pair it with the meme. the curve is quoted in the meme, fee 1%, paid in the meme. the 7-day clock starts at the first trade.

03

graduate before zero

fill the curve — 100 units of the meme — before the clock hits zero, and the pool opens. after that, open water: the coin and the meme decay on their own schedules.

04

or the curve seals

zero with an unfilled curve seals the launch: no more buys, ever. holders can only exit back down the curve. a sealed launch is the product working. it will not feel that way.

02 · THE LAB

pick a meme

every meme in the lab is an example — 28 MEMES · ALL FICTIONAL. nothing is deployed, and no clock has actually started.

curve quoted in—
graduates at—
launch window7 DAYS · THEN THE CURVE SEALS
sealed meansNO BUYS · EXITS ONLY · NO APPEAL
fee per trade1% · PAID IN THE MEME

the clock starts at the first trade and does not pause, restart, or care. a launch that seals is not refunded by anyone — sealed holders exit down the curve at curve prices, which is the polite way of saying "less than they hoped."

THE COUNTER · $BLIP / OTTRmEXAMPLE
paired meme—
attention412 CPM · DECAYING
half-life—
curve—
--D --H --M --S
UNTIL THE CURVE SEALS · EXAMPLE CLOCK
ONE CLOCK PER LAUNCHIT DOES NOT PAUSE

why a clock at all: a meme pair is a bet on attention, and attention decays whether or not the curve fills. a launch that can sit half-filled for a year isn't paired with a meme — it's paired with a memory. the clock makes the pair honest about what it's made of.

03 · RISKS

the warning label

same size as the pitch. read it before you start a clock.

▲ READ BEFORE YOU START THE CLOCK
attention is not an asseta meme has no cash flows, no book, no floor. it is weather, priced. pairing with a meme is a bet on weather staying good, and the forecast is always the same: decay.
the index is inventedan honest attention oracle does not exist. impressions can be printed, counts can be bought, and whoever measures the meme owns the meme. today the measurer is a mock-up.
the clock kills launches on purposea sealed launch is the product working, and sealed holders exit down the curve at a loss. it will not feel like the product working when it is your launch.
half-life is a model, not a lawmemes revive. a coin sealed on day 7 of a meme that came back on day 9 died by timer, not by truth. rules are fences, not judgment, and the fence does not move.
every meme is fictionalpumping a real joke is still pumping. the lab stays fictional until tokenized memes exist and listing criteria are published.
the word "forever" is banned hereeverything on this page decays — the meme, the coin, the attention that priced both. most coins do not survive one half-life, and graduating changes the venue, not the physics.
04 · STATUS

the counter reads zero

landing page, lab & counterDONE · EXAMPLE DATA
the lab28 MEMES · ALL FICTIONAL
tokenized meme universeDOESN'T EXIST YET
attention oracleNOT BUILT
decay clock + seal programNOT WRITTEN
launch programNOT WRITTEN
external auditNOT STARTED
deployed on mainnet-betaNO

no clock has started.

the hard parts are real: measuring attention without being gamed (impressions are printable), sealing a curve at zero without a race to the exit in the final block, and an oracle that nobody owns — because whoever measures the meme owns the meme. none of it is built. every counter on this page is an example.

the only account is @halflifefun. if a program ever exists, the address will be posted there as text — never in an image. anything calling itself a live halflife.fun today is not us.